Anyway, take your mouse and dunk it in a basin of water. Swish it around, work the buttons, work the wheel. Let it soak for a while and do it again. When you're satisfied, take it out, shake it off, ...

Okay, I'll admit it: I'm a fucking slob. There are few good places to dine in a college dormitory, and as such my keyboard has doubled as my tablecloth for many months. It has not borne its burden ...