After Katy Perry came onto the A-list scene, she’s been linked to some A-list stars, including some very unexpected ones. While we all know about her brief marriage to Russell Brand and her nine-year relationship with actor Orlando Bloom,

A ridiculous Onion post gave the "Lord of the Rings" actor the perfect chance to acknowledge gossip about his ex.

Bloom's post comes a few weeks after he and Perry reunited to share a photo of their blended family. In the picture, posted to Instagram, he was on a boat with his ex-fiancé as well as Daisy and his 14-year-old son Flynn, whom he shares with ex Miranda Kerr.