413K views · 11K reactions | “And my kids, they don’t help either...” | Rodney Dangerfield | Facebook

“I’m ugly, I’m tellin’ ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.” | Rodney Dangerfield

“I tell ya, with my wife there’s always something. Like the other night, she said to me, ‘When’s the last time you thought about taking me out to dinner?’ I told her, ‘It was right after the last meal you cooked at home.’” | Rodney Dangerfield

1M views · 19K reactions | “I remember things from when I was a kid. The time I asked my old man where I came from. He told me I was brought by a crow.” | Rodney Dangerfield | Facebook

71 reactions · 12 shares | According to Rodney Dangerfield, all new parents say the same thing  Check out the full video for more hilarious takes from the comedian during this 1967 performance on The Ed Sullivan Show: https://EdSullivan.lnk.to/Dangerfield67FP | The Ed Sullivan Show | Facebook